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souls-of-nirvana:

tooodope:

sathbalt:

270293:

i don’t think people get the story behind this photo…

All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. 

one of my favorite pictures

i NEVER knew kurt cobain was left handed, wow

souls-of-nirvana:

tooodope:

sathbalt:

270293:

i don’t think people get the story behind this photo…

All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. 

one of my favorite pictures

i NEVER knew kurt cobain was left handed, wow

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I AIM TO MISBEHAVE!: thisisfemaleprivilege: Anonymous please.I’ve seen this GIF at least a...

cougarmeat:

letloosethekraken:

thisisfemaleprivilege:

Anonymous please.

I’ve seen this GIF at least a dozen times on my dashboard now because it’s “So hilarious.” Am I the only person who’s made a little uneasy by it? It’s sexual harrassment. But you can’t say that or else people will scream at you for…

^

I like how someone started say “It’s from a TV show…” What, so that makes it okay? George Castanza is somewhat sexist in Seinfeld and apparently that offends a lot of women, but that’s just a TV show too…

wordsandloveandloveandwords:

hopelessdevotion:

fatseux:

touchezmoi:

daddys-lil-ally-bear:

littlekinky:

littlegirlwhisperer:

These glass dildos are called “juicers.”

Here is how they work. First off, this needs two people - the woman getting juiced and her lover doing the juicing.

You lube up the shaft and especially the bumpy wheel - the side with all the bumps.

Next, the lover lubes up their fingers and the “handle.”

Insert the dildo into the woman until the outer wheel is pressed up against her clitoris.

Once properly placed the large end will be resting up against her G Spot and the wheel section will be pressed against her clitoris.

Now that it is in place, the lover starts cranking the juicer handle with their fingers. It may take two hands to keep the wheel up against the clit.

Start out slowly and adjust your speed to match her arousal and “juice level.” These can produce a phenomenal amount of wetness from the vagina. Sometimes I have had the girl squirt for the first time just from using the juicer.

I first saw this on HBO’s Real Sex special. The best ones come from Glass Fantasy.

I waaaaannnna tryyy!

Oh. My. Stars

Um. Wow.

image

GIMME!!!

Hmmmm I wanna try…

I’m not sure I completely get how these work. So obviously, I need someone to try them out on … ;) 

(PS: They totally look like glass doorknobs.)

they are so pretty! Gimmie!

(Source: dominantlife, via heart-in-nest)

missbettybigboobs:

Boss left early, so I go into his office and masturbate. I’m employee of the month. ;)

 You are so fucking hot.

missbettybigboobs:

Boss left early, so I go into his office and masturbate. I’m employee of the month. ;)

You are so fucking hot.
cmmfm:

Goooooooooodd Mornin’ beakfast iz served ^.^ - @Lcommat !1!!!

cmmfm:

Goooooooooodd Mornin’ beakfast iz served ^.^ - @Lcommat !1!!!

(Source: lfdy88)